Spam names

You can’t keep email spam, obviously, and anyway I already have about as much v1agra as I need, but I do love some of the names. So I’m going to save the best ones here. It’s nice to know so many people are concerned about the size of my penis.

Jesusa Britta

Concetta Aragon

Galamiel Guozhong

Marisol Spears

Arnold Slaughter

Hadrian Odell

Hamlen Reuben

Atelio Audley (I especially liked this because Atelio’s subject line was “Hallo my boy!”. Why hallo, Atelio!)

Rudolf Vigil

Penny Wesley (I like this because it sounds like a sweet, or maybe a newspaper: get your penny Wesley here!)

Semen Roggi

Miki Fatusic

JJ Bickerstaff

Leonardo Gunn

Addie Champagne

Eddie Morgan - who may be a relative, and who doesn’t, in fact, have a very interesting name but he gets a mention because his subject line was “Enlarge your jang and you’ll sex giant”.

Johnfrank Verkama

Blanche Herring

Octavio Dudley

Dat Lintula

Rigoberto Beard

Dollie Presley (I actually think this is my favourite name ever)

Wade Felix

Dragoljub Deiter

Ankur HUBBARD (caps his)

Araceli Ouellette

Vladislav Yliluoma

HyeJun Lecy

Fawad DiSanto

Buddy Nicosia

Hun Driss

Rodrigo Rolland